The Challenge: Write your best (or worst) under 100-word horror story.
After all of these years, I have finally arrived. The crowd is cheering, every gown more gorgeous than the last. My whole life has lead to this moment.
“And the winner is…. Erin Nickels!”
The crowd roars!! I rise gracefully with a wave as gracious as Princess Diana’s. The lace of my pearl Ralph Lauren hugs my every perfect curve. I lean over to kiss my loving husband before heading to the podium. We embrace, and he whispers softly in my ear…
“Babe, you got your period. It’s friggin everywhere.”